Be H:)ppy!

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Friday, 18 September 2009 15:04

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
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CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
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CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
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INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
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RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
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SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
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TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

USEFUL TIPS

Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.
To make the mirror shine : Clean with spirit
To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.
To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes
To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.
To get maximum juice out of lemons : Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them.
To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking : Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.
To rid the smell of fish from your hands : Wash your hands with a little apple vinegar.
To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.
To boil potatoes quickly : Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.
To boil eggs quickly : Add salt to the water and boil.
To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.
To skin sweet potatoes quickly : Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.
To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

FRUSTRATIONS

SAY ALSO DOn’T LISTEN

LISTEN ALSO DON’T UNDERSTAND

DON’T UNDERSTAND ALSO DON’T ASK

ASK ALSO DON’T DO

DO ALSO DO WRONG

WRONG ALSO DON’T ADMIT

ADMIT ALSO DON’T CORRECT

CORRECT ALSO NOT SATISFIED

NOT SATISFIED ALSO DON’T SAY

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